Half asleep this morning, I spoon a few tablespoons of coffee grinds into my coffeemaker as Wall-E is playing on my TV. I turn the coffeemaker on, and weird hissing and puffing noises erupt. In the background, I hear Wall-E make a fizzing-out-technology sound: zrrrooomp vzzzzzzzzzzddd. Then poof! My coffee maker dies. You were a great coffee maker and friend. You helped me get through some tough times in my life.
You will be missed. RIP.
You will be missed. RIP.
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